Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️I wrote some code, and was able to manually test that it worked, but the automated tests were failing
after a week of trying to work on it, I have finally fixed the automated tests!
and now the manual tests are failing
I hate compuers
foone b. turing: celebrating over 34 years of being into computers, but not being able to spell the word
I distinctly remember going to my library's fancy new computer catalog (Dynix, of course) and typing "COMPUTTER" into the search field and getting annoyed at the lack of results
it turns out I have crashed the chatbot emulator
honestly if people would just start paying me based on how much I break stuff, it'd be much simpler and less hassle
do you have a system that works?
would you like me to fix that oversite?
well send me a call!
would you like me to fix that oversite?
well send me a call!
Hannah Sprinz 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈sometimes I wish I was a deer eating a leaf in the forest and didn't have to know what "Your lockfile needs to be updated, but yarn was run with `--frozen-lockfile`" meant
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE COVERAGE FOR STATEMENTS IS BELOW THE MINIMUM TESTABLE THRESHOLD TO ACCEPT THE COMMIT?!
*throws computer out window*
the worst thing about getting sassed by computers that are in the cloud is that they're already out the window, so you can't defenestrate them
I just spent a week trying to fix the fact we can't test an untestable module and now it won't accept my fix because it didn't test the untestable module
ERROR: CODE SUBMITTED DOES NOT SOLVE HALTING PROBLEM
THE TURING POLICE HAVE BEEN INFORMED
THE TURING POLICE HAVE BEEN INFORMED
but I'm in San Francisco, so there's a pretty good chance this "cloud" is nearby.
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, CIRCLECI DOCKER EXECUTOR NUMBER 51824!
kieran
Alesandro Ortiz 🇵🇷🏳️🌈
vx. kit redgrave ✅🍬@foone the turing police comes for us all, in the end
The Doctor@KitRedgrave @foone Gotta look at the knuckles. The surgeons never get those right.
StarkRG@KitRedgrave @foone Yeah, well, in the end, your *mom*, uh-- never mind.
I am Jack's Lost 404Turing Police is my favorite Radiohead song
B-rad 🏳️🌈👨💻@foone I can only imagine that the turing police are similar to the jackbooted thugs over at the phone police https://archive.org/details/the-tale-of-the-phone-police
Are You Afraid Of The Dark? Season 3, Episode 4 "The Tale of the Phone Police" : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Description: Jake O'Brien loves to make prank phone calls. Unfortunately, people who mess with the telephone get taken away by the sinister phone police and...
Mark Eichin@foone
I suppose it was only a matter of time before your shenanigans/crimes against computing led to having your own personal police force...
I suppose it was only a matter of time before your shenanigans/crimes against computing led to having your own personal police force...
Morgan (Old Account)@foone I misread module as molecule and it actually didn’t change the flavor of the post that much
@SynapticRewrite yeah, I'm a programmer, not a chemist or physicist. given my stellar failure rate, that is probably for the best.
Christian Kent 𝘊𝘒 :＼﹥@foone While you're at it, if you could explain, in detail, the physical nature of a black hole's singularity, that'd be great.
@foone even if you deleted them, you depend on the smug bastards and the next one you instantiate will sass you too...
smells of bikes@foone "the cloud" is just another term for "someone else's defenestration task"
Olivier Mengué@smellsofbikes @foone By design cloud computers are stored in buildings without windows (Windows?) to mitigate the risk of defenestration.
JJ 
@foone there's always room for further defenestration!
Eve (?), she/her (?), secret spooky romulan (?)@foone Refenestrate the fuckers!
Kalle Hallivuori@foone on the way down it shouts "click here to generate enough trivially coverable statements"
@foone I once ran into a CI system that was refusing to accept any commits because, no matter what anyone did code coverage was too low to pass.
The CI system was accidentally configured to analyze the unit tests as application code, saw that the unit tests didn't have unit tests, and was carping.
veetee
Sjaak K. 🇳🇱🇪🇺🍋
Darren@foone @jeremyabbott that fruit from the tree of knowledge might have been a mistake
@dplattsf @jeremyabbott yeah why can't I go back to hanging out naked in a garden, eating a fruit and talking to a snake w/ my husband who is busy naming all the animals?