Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️I wrote some code, and was able to manually test that it worked, but the automated tests were failing
after a week of trying to work on it, I have finally fixed the automated tests!
and now the manual tests are failing
I hate compuers
foone b. turing: celebrating over 34 years of being into computers, but not being able to spell the word
I distinctly remember going to my library's fancy new computer catalog (Dynix, of course) and typing "COMPUTTER" into the search field and getting annoyed at the lack of results
it turns out I have crashed the chatbot emulator
honestly if people would just start paying me based on how much I break stuff, it'd be much simpler and less hassle
do you have a system that works?
would you like me to fix that oversite?
well send me a call!
would you like me to fix that oversite?
well send me a call!
sometimes I wish I was a deer eating a leaf in the forest and didn't have to know what "Your lockfile needs to be updated, but yarn was run with `--frozen-lockfile`" meant
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE COVERAGE FOR STATEMENTS IS BELOW THE MINIMUM TESTABLE THRESHOLD TO ACCEPT THE COMMIT?!
*throws computer out window*
the worst thing about getting sassed by computers that are in the cloud is that they're already out the window, so you can't defenestrate them
I just spent a week trying to fix the fact we can't test an untestable module and now it won't accept my fix because it didn't test the untestable module
ERROR: CODE SUBMITTED DOES NOT SOLVE HALTING PROBLEM
THE TURING POLICE HAVE BEEN INFORMED
THE TURING POLICE HAVE BEEN INFORMED
B-rad 🏳️🌈👨💻@foone I can only imagine that the turing police are similar to the jackbooted thugs over at the phone police https://archive.org/details/the-tale-of-the-phone-police
Are You Afraid Of The Dark? Season 3, Episode 4 "The Tale of the Phone Police" : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Description: Jake O'Brien loves to make prank phone calls. Unfortunately, people who mess with the telephone get taken away by the sinister phone police and...