Capitalism: There are people who think about things and care about things, and they don't just blindly do the dumb shit we tell them to do. This is a problem.

Me: Yes?

Capitalism: We cannot make any money off these people if we cannot put a label on them.

Me: Go on...

Capitalism: How does "neurodivergent" sound? Kinda catchy and scientificky, don't you think? Makes them sound like outliers - like they're a weird minority.

Me: OK. The logical extension of "#neurodivegent" is that there must be a dominant "#neurotypical" contingent, meaning people who *don't* think/care about things, and just unquestioningly do the dumb shit you require for your profits.

#Capitalism: Precisely! Stay in touch - we're hiring soon...