This is so damn good.
@hacks4pancakes except most of them don't have the decency to use it to sleep on
@kyonshi @hacks4pancakes right? it's why I have zero respect for the whole "warren buffett lives frugally" thing. If you're gonna horde money, the least you could do is be outrageous and weird with it, otherwise why the hell do you have it?

The rich can afford to live frugally. They can afford to buy in bulk, to spend lots on the expensive items which last much longer…

https://wiki.lspace.org/Sam_Vimes_Theory_of_Economic_Injustice

Sam Vimes Theory of Economic Injustice - Discworld & Terry Pratchett Wiki