As @katrinakatrinka pointed out, that screen was it waiting for a disk. In my defense, it’s been decades. ;)
So, without any further ado, sound up!!!!!! Stay all the way to the end for the good stuff. https://youtube.com/shorts/bTio6COphzI?feature=share
Me: Do you want to see mommy’s computer from when she was a kid?
8yo: It has color!
The long weekend (and thoughts of cleaning the basement) got me thinking about this thread. So I decided to go check on the Apple ][
No actual cleaning was done. :/
The keyboard means I have to get creative (e.g., non working zero key), but she still works. I just hope the nostalgia is as smile inducing for you as it is for me.

@jstnwill a chaotic neutral one? ;)
I was trying for ten, but the zero key is broken. :(