me: *doesn't even have paints yet*

also me: *idly considering how to put together physical geomorphs for a playing table*

the two miniature styles
YOU SEE

limbodivision209's stuff is cool but the smallest is 35mm scale, not 32

BIG BUN BUNS

i watched some 40k painting videos and was slapped in the face with some very fash-adjacent ads

i then watched some fallout warfare gameplay videos and got... bath fixture ads

take that as you will

me: *no real desire to actually play the game*

also me: *intense desire to make custom unit cards for fo wf*

Found some old dice I think I got them from sone kickstarter a million years ago 🎲🎲
the ball one looks cool af and rolls like shit tho lol

the other three are cool, but probably imbalanced due to metal

but no one in a non-competitive environment gonna care

a reason i wanna make fallout warfare cards, aside from the fact that i like cards, is that the profile images are photos of the minis... but totally unpainted lol

just solid gray minis

Browsing the fallout 2d20 rpg manuals i got sent by accident
I could use this for fo4 actually lol
THIS RPG ALLOWS YOU TO BE A SUPER MUTANT OR GEN 3 SYNTH AND SHIT FALLOUT 5 BETTER ALLOW YOU TO BE ALL THOSE THINGS AND GHOULS ETC ETC
one of the premade character sheets is a mister handy

i kinda like the idea of like... merging warfare and 2d20 and my permadeath toons from the video games

use the rpg/warfare stuff for side quest scenarios that would be a pita to re-create in any of the video games

also @DarkestKale can look down upon me with contempt when i dm myself badly
ALSO because it is such a huge pita to swap control of characters in fallout 4, i can use this for non-main characters 😁

oh did you die chasing that story in that custom scenario i made in 2d20, piper?

DIE IN FALLOUT 4 😈

Everything Is Just A Vehicle For Me To Get You Murdered

the 2d20 core rulebook is 400 pages

lol the fuck

look i don't arr pee gee but that seems like a lot of pages
oh man mutant chronicles. i forgot that was a game, i just liked the movie which apparently everyone else hated xD

/r/rpg really hates 2d20 apparently

also, fallout 4

oh warhammer gladius is free on steam rn

free to keep if you get it before june 1

the game's not very good but i bought my captain a +2 sword relic so
My paints came

i only got a black primer which i am learning was probably a mistake

ah well

i have not cleared my table yet or made a wet palette, but i will prolly paint this weekend

poorly xD

The biggest brush I got

none of the army painter brushes came with caps, and the detail brush has bent bristles

hrm

actually one of them did: the kolinsky masterclass

also it's triangle shaped so easy to hold, and doesn't roll

My brother got me extra thin cement and a very old timey looking brush cleaner

brain: "you don't actually need to paint the minis to play the game solo"

me: "shut up brain"

i read too much conflicting information so imma just prime my minis later today for painting tomorrow >.>

also apparently i accidentally got an airbrush primer but imma brush it on

it'll be fiiiiiine

Nora went first so she could experience the full brunt of my mistakes lololol

Also holy shit that super mutant hound was such a pita because it's so low to the base

yes it took me 2 hours to clean off the table, lysol and wipe it down, set up that shit, and prime them badly lololol

i also jacked up my brush getting the primer in every nook and cranny

my inexpertise with thinning aside, i think i need a smaller brush and/or need to learn how to repair bent bristles >.>

i feel like i might need to go back and recoat some minis/sections

hilariously my phone acts as a good magnifier for details

i didn't get any white paint which i am now realizing was a mistake
@worthlessbums wait, why didn't you?