I think if you're the only person on the bus you should just be allowed to ask the bus driver to go directly to your destination for you. Or at least like. Run through the McDonald's drive through for you or something.

Man… this guy is so cool

Public transit *sounds* like a good idea until you actually go to a bus stop and wait for a bus and eventually realize the bus doesn't exist, bus schedules and transit app directions are pretty myths for children, bus systems don't exist, in fact "Montreal" doesn't exist, "Montreal" is just a social construction, in cold hard reality society is an illusion and people act arbitrarily according to their own motivations and none of those motivations involve driving a bus in a direction I am going