Today I begin my campaign to force Target to stop carrying offensive “slim” and “athletic” fit clothing by walking around the store shirtless and body-slamming shorter people.
@Popehat That won't work, it's got to have a right-wing twist. Start destroying any merchandise that isn't a gun or doesn't contain references to guns?

@derrickb @Popehat that's a great idea.

If the 2nd amendment is pure freedom, any product that's not a weapon is, basically, pure tyranny.

@Popehat they have rather made it clear that they respond to terrorism. considering how best to make use of this insight
@karchie @Popehat he did say he'd be walking around SHIRTLESS
@Popehat ikr? Where the hell's my "Dad Bod" section?!
@Popehat if they didn’t want to be body slammed they should have decided to be taller
@SamTheGeek @Popehat Some of those folks identify as taller.
@Popehat In what form are restraining orders served in your area?
@Popehat I look forward to seeing you on the news in a very different light! Beware the tasers

@Popehat Size small is an offense to everyone!

Seriously though, I wonder if a pro-LGBTQ+ boycot movement would get off the ground starting like next month to reverse this crazy stuff! I think the straight community will join in! I’m a 68 yr old straight white boomer (yeah some of us are normal)!

I for one have written off #Target! This is what fascist do and if they can’t stand up to it like Disney (I know they have a history) I’m not going to give them my money.

@Fejuada @Popehat Don't just write off #Target, tell them why they aren't getting your dollars. Below is a link for their Contact Us page, which has a drop down menu. There's a link for corporate info and one for Security, which is what I used -- telling them I no longer feel safe in their stores since they caved to bigots who want me dead. https://contactus.target.com/ContactUs?Con=ContactUs&searchQuery=search+help
Contact Us

@Popehat Next on Serious Trouble, a dissection of why this is or isn't a true threat.
@Popehat It's the only reasonable solution!
@Popehat Shirtless, but still sporting the Pope-hat! ;)
@Popehat I’m in - where do we meet?
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I hate to see Target in the cross hair for this, I feel like they are trying to protect their employees.
@Popehat I’d join you in this righteous protest but afraid that would trigger RICO and I haven’t finished my exemption paperwork yet as a sovereign citizen so remain vulnerable at the moment until I get more crayons.
@Popehat I suggest protesting dental care products such as floss, toothbrushes and toothpaste because “my mouth, my choice”! Corporations like Target shouldn’t force the American Dental Association’s socialist oral hygiene agenda into their customers!
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I would recommend strapping an automatic weapon to your chest.
That way you'll get more coverage on social media
@Popehat I hope you have a bail money account

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Should we go ahead and start a GoFundMe for Ken’s legal defense?

@Popehat I would suggest being careful trying to body slam some of us shorties... quite a few of us took self-defense classes. Watch for that leg sweep or the overdirection of the arm dropping your center of gravity to the floor. We are also known to step and break the elbow or pop the shoulder.
@Popehat don't forget to take video footage post to start a #targetbodyslam4change
@Popehat As someone who is neither slum nor athletic, thank you
@Popehat get a life, what happened to live and let live man WHO CARE'S