A man walks into a shop and asks to buy some brains.

Shopkeeper:“what type of brains would you like?”

Customer:“how much are they?”

Shopkeeper:“we have doctor brains at £200 a kilo, lawyer brains at £250 a kilo, astrophysicist brains for £300 a kilo, Brexit voter brains for £10,000 a kilo…”

Customer:“whoa whoa whoa wait! How come Brexit voter brains cost so much?”

Shopkeeper:“do you have any idea how many Brexit voters it takes to get a kilo?”

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