Well this rules (playing around with Rust a little bit).
Ah the searing kiss of hot lead, how I've missed you (idle Scala editor).
@tpolecat Have you tried adding language features?
@ross Maybe there's a way to disable my fans so my computer just catches fire, thus solving this and other problems.
@tpolecat Keynote proposal for Throw Your Computer Into the Sea: douse the flames by throwing your computer into the sea.

@tpolecat @ross

my old laptop did this.

It might have been something to do with the idiot that installed linux on it.

anywhoo apparently you can bypass the "dear god, please no, stop I am too hot" checks and compiling Haskell did horrid things and it's never really run properly since.