Jack Dorsey announces that the Bluesky and Netflix AI joint venture SkyNet will rely on US Supreme Court precedent that corporations are persons to be the first fully-autonomous technology in history. SkyNet’s board of directors will comprise the major AI chatbots, including Bing, ChatGPT, and Clippy.
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Breaking: Recently-appointed SkyNet board member Clippy appears to be irretrievably lost, as the sole server containing its code was accidentally run over by a Tesla on Autopilot. In a statement, SkyNet noted “Clippy’s demise is a tragic blow, as Clippy always sought to be helpful and in our board meetings always argued for what was best for humanity. The board seat held by Clippy will not be filled at the current time.”
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