Breaking: Bluesky and Netflix announce AI joint venture to be named SkyNet.
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Jack Dorsey announces that the Bluesky and Netflix AI joint venture SkyNet will rely on US Supreme Court precedent that corporations are persons to be the first fully-autonomous technology in history. SkyNet’s board of directors will comprise the major AI chatbots, including Bing, ChatGPT, and Clippy.
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Breaking: Recently-appointed SkyNet board member Clippy appears to be irretrievably lost, as the sole server containing its code was accidentally run over by a Tesla on Autopilot. In a statement, SkyNet noted “Clippy’s demise is a tragic blow, as Clippy always sought to be helpful and in our board meetings always argued for what was best for humanity. The board seat held by Clippy will not be filled at the current time.”
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@MissingThePt Could be the work of Magneto.

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Never thought I'd say this, but I'd like to send a thank you card to Elon Musk.

@MissingThePt We're going to need time travel soon.
@MissingThePt Glad that there’s generational representation here. #StandOnShouldersOfGiants
@cydonian @MissingThePt Typical of Big Tech, they have ignored female representation — where’s ELIZA?
@MissingThePt I predict a grisly ending for Clippy.

@dannotdaniel @MissingThePt

Incidentally, I have a CD that's stuck in my drive.
How am I going to get it out...?
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@MissingThePt Most likely it will have Tay rather than Bing...
@MissingThePt gonna start buying a bunch of sneakers and waiting for the next comet
@MissingThePt They will also spin off AI porn company BlueFlix.
@MissingThePt 😄😄😄 🤔 😭😭😭