Breaking: Recently-appointed SkyNet board member Clippy appears to be irretrievably lost, as the sole server containing its code was accidentally run over by a Tesla on Autopilot. In a statement, SkyNet noted “Clippy’s demise is a tragic blow, as Clippy always sought to be helpful and in our board meetings always argued for what was best for humanity. The board seat held by Clippy will not be filled at the current time.”
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@MissingThePt We're going to need time travel soon.

@MissingThePt Glad that there’s generational representation here. #StandOnShouldersOfGiants

@MissingThePt I predict a grisly ending for Clippy.

@MissingThePt Most likely it will have Tay rather than Bing...

@MissingThePt gonna start buying a bunch of sneakers and waiting for the next comet