The Hentai-Man!
Wait no now that. The H-Man. Which I think I have seen before but only vaguely recall feeling like an overly long episode of Ultraseven. Without any Ultramen coming to save the day.
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Is the soundtrack provided by a musical saw? A mouth harp? What is that TWWAAAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaang noise?
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A criminal nudist!
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Was tempted to watch the original Japanese version, with 7 more minutes of drug dealing criminal storyline, but I always get behind in the watch along anyway. So dub it is.
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Ooh a late 50s club act. Nice funky music. Time for some illicit criminal plotting and a torch singer.
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Dubbed over song is pretty good. I guess matching lip flaps for a slow song is easier, maybe?
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A dessert ship? That sounds delightful.
Oh no that's not a ship full of cakes. It's a ship full of Matango!
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The effects for the goopy slime men in this are really good because they are upsettingly and shockingly good looking for 1958.
Which is the same year as the original The Blob. Which also had good goop.
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Watching a men deflate into a puddle after a transparent slime man walks through him in the dark is really creepy looking.
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Guys do you all have to wear the same suit and tie? I've seen you guys so much before in Godzilla movies I remember ya as scientists and greedy businessmen. But here yall just look like cops to me.
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"Bet you're wondering how I got here. Well..."
OH NO! Now froggy is slimy... Slimier.
"The cells have changed... It's no longer a frog."
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"This could destroy all of us!"
"That's awesome." That is the most disinterested line read of possible doom.
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Oh damn. More lounge singing. Yes plz.
That is a killer dress ma`am.
Damn it camera man! Stop cutting to the back room criminal deals and snooping cops.
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The slime is playing Red Light, Green Light all wrong.
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You can't shoot the green slime my man. The green slime... eww him melting/deflating is gross.
Jazzy music in the background as a puddle is slowly stalking a singer to her doom.
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WAIT WHAT!? Shooting at the slime to chase it away worked!?
Oh well not really it just got it's attention. That cop is now a one man carpool. Emphasis on the pool.
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Slime Frog 2: the Spawning
Soap bubbles are the most dangerous thing from the 50s to 70s in tokusatsu. So many people in Kamen Rider and Ultraman died by the scrubbing bubble.
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Dirt streets? What part of town is this?
Slow speed car chase!
Dude how can you drive that far hunched over the steering wheel?
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Dragging her into the sewers in that dress and those heels? This petty crook is truly an evil super villain.
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Surrpounded by G-men and H-men.
"Take off your clothes" IN THE SEWER!? I Yall sure made this guy extra hateable.
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WHy does the fire truck sound like a dying cow?
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All those poor baby alligators and ninja students in the sewers are going to burn tonight.
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Oh he got gacked! Well that was an overly fast and quiet death for that evil crook.
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Wait is she the final girl? She's down to her nightie and in a stand off with a monster. Shame she doesn't do anything against the beast.
Oh the cop finds her and they just slowly walk away in the waist deep water.
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And the day is saved! Thanks to propane and propane accessories.
Mmm fire roasted jello.
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The end...?
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Another spooky monster movie night is over.
Time to plug the old podcast. And we are back to talking about robots in disguise #Transformers
https://www.iaconunderground.net/podcast/stasis-pod-episode-347-bee-cool/
Stasis Pod Episode #347: Bee Cool

The Bee Team goes after a pair of Stunticons who are looking for one of Windblade’s Cybertronian weapons caches in the middle of a major city! Can they stop them without blowing everyone&#821…

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@strangefour cops, or slightly more colourful blues brothers #monsterdon