My god there are a lot of snails in the garden. I've dealt with half a dozen since lunchtime.
So. Very. ManyManyMany. Snails.

@shezza_t The late 'Mum' used to yeet them over the garden wall.

Always imagined one poking its head out mid-yeet and saying 'I can fly!' before literally being brought back to Earth with a bump.

@nicecuppatea In the same spirit, I yeet them into the grassy patch out the front of the houses. Seems to go down well with the thrushes and blackbirds.