Roxi Horror 💀🌸

Date someone who says things like:

• Drive safe
• Text me when you get home
• I miss you
• One night while I was eating fries outside of a 7-11, Keanu Reeves walked up, asked to borrow a french fry & then proceeded to eat fries out of my hand like a baby deer
• I'm proud of you

May 18, 2023 at 2:44amWeb
Show threadAnnie in ProgressMay 18, 2023
@roxiqt back it up, back it up....🤣 What?!
Show thread🏳️‍🌈TWA🇺🇦🇵🇸Plus🏳️‍⚧️May 18, 2023
@roxiqt I kind of want to text that to my girlfriend to see how she reacts
Show threadΣ(i³) = (Σi)²May 18, 2023
@roxiqt my date has never said "drive safe" to me. I thought she was the one. So close, so close...
Show threadHunter PerrinMay 18, 2023
@roxiqt That's unbelievable. Why would he ask to "borrow" a french fry if he's going to eat it?
Show threadJoshua Doll 🤷‍♂️May 18, 2023
@roxiqt something is definitely a foot at the circle k
Show threadRoger BycekMay 18, 2023
@roxiqt Damn, best I can do is Alex Winter.
Show threadMeow.tar.gz  May 18, 2023
@roxiqt I'm the guy that says these things to the women I'm dating at the time. Why am I looked at with confusion. Do many simply accept men to be assholes?
Show threadQueer Sci FiMay 19, 2023
@roxiqt especially #4. :P