Stephen Hackett 
You haven’t lived until you wake up to your daughter telling you a carton of 18 eggs fell out of the fridge. It was an eggpocalypse.
Thomas Brand@ismh 5 second rule
Stuart Gibson@ismh Well, you can't make an omelette…
Literally.
Nic
Stephen Taubner@ismh they’ve eggscaped!
Lex Friedman@ismh were you shellshocked
@ismh did you crack
@ismh omelet you finish, but were you feeling totally fried?
Dan Moren
Bill Lloyd
Debbie Bland@ismh Did they fall out of the fridge ‘all by themselves’? That’s how these things happen in my house.
Gabriel@ismh I think you're eggxaggerating
Dan Wolfe@ismh this is tromelette-izing
Joe Rosensteel 🏳️🌈@ismh that’s one shell of thing to wake up to
BenRiceM
Jason Snell
Chance Miller@ismh the opposite of a sunny-side-up start to the day
klandwehr@ismh All the Kings horses and all the Kings men have no chance
Jarrod Blundy@ismh Sounds like an eggcellent way to immediately be wide awake.
Daniel@ismh the blueberry disaster of 2019, the omelet disaster of 2021, the milk cup explosion of last week…kids certainly keep you on your feet
Johnathan Lyman@ismh did she say they eggscaped?
Or perhaps it wasn’t that eggregious…
Calum@ismh I am very happy that I'll never live.
Mike Gdovin@ismh it’s not what it’s cracked up to be