Apple makes the fastest and most nimble processors in the world, yet I still wait for minutes to load financial reports in App Store Connect.
@chockenberry The hamsters are 40 years old. Give them a break.
@chockenberry Connect is probably a .woa running on a rack of 6 NeXT cubes. 🤪
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I don’t think Apple’s search algorithms are particularly good across any of their systems.
@chockenberry All the backend employee systems are pretty bad as well
@chockenberry Yes, it's insane. And it takes just as long to come back with "No data for this month".

@chockenberry the new privacy mode of App Store Connect will use ML to instantly present your reports using only on-device data!

The reports are shorter now as well!

@chockenberry rejoice, that’s a sure sign your apps are making a ton of money!
@chockenberry BE PATIENT THEY JUST HAVE TO UPDATE THIS WEBOBJECTS RIG TO THE LATEST POWERPC PROCESSOR BURN BABY BURN
@chockenberry App Store Connect is an abomination to Developers.