The Whore of BlahbylonChristian logic. Or should I say "logic"?
Yves L. Jardin-Noam@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
Also, you will ensure the continuation of this forgiveness by eating my flesh and drinking my blood, after I've arisen from the dead.
Savour your zombie savior.
Yrjänä Rankka 🌻@evilgardengnome @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon (Homer Simpson voice) Mmm... ritual cannibalism.
Martin Hamilton@evilgardengnome @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Also, I may manifest as a talking donkey
Universal Life MFN
Odradek@ulmfn @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon true story: a evangelical bible study group lived next door, I once asked: "what god do you mean, the one who loves us unconditionally you're now taling about or the one who freaks out whenever there is something he doesn't like you talked about earlier?" he grabbed the guitar, I feared he'll hit me with it and said: "let's sing a song". it became a stock-joke between a friend and me.
"Son" of "Bob" 
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon it sure is Christian, anyway
Steinar Bang@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Well... the last bit isn't unique to the Abrahamic religions.
From Hávamál, verse 138:
Veit ek, at ek hekk vindga meiði á
nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr
ok gefinn Óðni,
sjalfr sjalfum mér,
á þeim meiði, er manngi veit
hvers af rótum renn.
https://www.voluspa.org/havamal136-140.htm
(hm... that English translation wasn't entirely correct, and IMO not as poetic as the old Norse version, but it'll suffice)
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon (also "Othinn"... it's "Óðinn" and not "Óþinn". Eth ("ð") and thorn ("þ") aren't quite the same thing, and "th" in English maps to thorn)
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon (as for why "Óðni" and not "Óðinn": it's a dative case which marks the indirect object of the sentence. The one given to in the sentence)
Catweazle@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon, it doesn't sound strange to believers either when they hear from their divine spokesmen "I am aware of God's will" and "God's ways are inscrutable" in the same sentence.
Stockholm Syndrom result of 2000 Years brainwashing from childhood.
Stockholm Syndrom result of 2000 Years brainwashing from childhood.
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon but putting it that way, that's one of my favorite heresies! the one all churches hate: we don't have to earn our salvation anymore, we all are already saved.
more heresies https://uquiz.com/quiz/jyoHiC?p=8196
I got Nestorianism... Which Early Christian Heresy Are You?
"Catholic theology followed a fairly well defined direction. Its path was not from the outset as broad and straight, like an arterial road, as it afterwards became. At the beginning it branched and wandered like a country lane, and pursuing the first tracks that men made round and across their own intellectual holdings, served to link together the scattered habitations of thought. But steadily the lane grew straighter, as the various more important settlements came to be more clearly established and the extent and requirements of the whole area were more thoroughly surveyed. Great awkward corners were then found to exist, at which a number of top-heavy, badly-loaded heresies met with disastrous road accidents." (G. L. Prestige, Fathers and Heretics [1948]) This quiz is offered as a contribution to the cause of road safety.