god: combine that cat with that snake

angel: oh. lord. no

god: cat snake

angel: but

god: DO IT

#Caturday

@ElleGray I just hollered.
@ElleGray thatโ€™s not a cat; itโ€™s a luck dragon
@ElleGray The stuff of nightmares! ๐Ÿ˜บ
@harmonygritz @ElleGray
Ooops - should really read all comments before posting ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ Great minds ...
@ElleGray I am laughing so hard right now oh my god ha
@ElleGray @stavvers Why hello there Yaldabaoth
@ElleGray Tanith Lee, in the fantasy novel Night's Master, explains how cats are just modified snakes - they hiss when they forget themselves.
@trc I suspected as much ๐Ÿ˜„
@ElleGray Neverending Story, how it started...
@maddler I think you might be on to something
@ElleGray Just laughed so loud my cat shot out of the room and went to hide under the bed. Feel bad for scaring him but I couldn't help it ๐Ÿคฃ
@woodsiegirl this is a great compliment lol. Tysm. Please apologize to your cat for me โ™ฅ๏ธ
@ElleGray Looks like someone has found tacgnol again!
@ElleGray Mods asleep, post catsnake
@ElleGray *Bathes cat "So you're a blood donor?" "Well I am now."
@ElleGray I want to know how you lived to take this picture, because I have a very dirty boy kitty who refuses to let me bathe him without blood
@ElleGray @garius both hiss, what is problem?
@ElleGray oh my lord I am terrified
@ElleGray what is going on there? ๐Ÿคฏ
@ElleGray
only slightly photoshopped. my orange tabby Marmalade looked like this after a bath.
@captbarba79
@ElleGray he hath risen as foretold by God, apparently

@ElleGray who washes their cat?

Is cat washing even a thing?

@ElleGray
๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ ๐—ž๐—ฎ๐˜: The CAT SNAKE saga continuesโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› ๐Ÿฅ‹๐Ÿพ

@ElleGray

The expression on the cat's face says it all!

"You're going to pay for this!"

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@ElleGray
It's Long Cat.
@ElleGray
No wait, it's Tacgnol. The Apocalypse is upon us. Catnarok is nigh!
@ElleGray what a happy looking cat-snake!
@ElleGray ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
@ElleGray
Poor kitty
@zendao42 kitty attacked a skunk and the spray was burning her eyes. She's good
@ElleGray
Glad she's ok, just looked so pitiful in the picture
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@ElleGray Still makes more sense than a platypus, tbh

@ElleGray

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@alice ๐Ÿ˜„ this is incredible. and perfect