samwyse
Sandra NewmanGive a man a fish, and Republicans immediately blame you for inflation. Teach a man to fish, and they call you a woke Marxist and pass a law banning Fishing Studies.
Alexander KarnCorrect and winning toot!
rundmz
ex or current IDF unwelcome@sannewman then they pour oil in the water so ther’s no fish to catch
Staid Winnow@sannewman Give a man a mug, and he'll sip coffee every day. Teach a man to mug, and he'll sip champagne forever.
Southern Leftist@sannewman
Of course, they want you to think you're being "closed-minded" and accept their lunacy of fascism.
Of course, they want you to think you're being "closed-minded" and accept their lunacy of fascism.
Midwest Bob
183231bcb
Frizzy@sannewman give a man a fish bad, teach man how to fish god
John B
Obsolete@sannewman Also they ban fishing books and ban teaching fishing history because it makes them feel bad about their history of killing fish
jprestonian@sannewman
His Boy Elroy yells at a subordinate, and makes sure you can't post or see links to fishing lessons.
His Boy Elroy yells at a subordinate, and makes sure you can't post or see links to fishing lessons.
🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥@sannewman 🥥 This post of yours, Sandra, is officially my favorite #Mastodon toot of the day. 🥥
StarkRG@sannewman Give a man *to* a fish and Republicans will claim you're corrupting the youth before attending a purity ball where their daughters will pledge their fathers' ownership of their virginity.
DumbledopeFishing rods are for communist groomers.
Real Americans use one of their AR-15s.
Ecosaurian 🏴 
Tell them a man can fish with a stick of dynamite or an assault rifle and they'll lead the charge to the lakes.
mags amond@sannewman give a woman a fish, they shout Lock Her Up
China.Gamer.Guy 神州电玩游士@sannewman
While walling off the fish preserves for commercial trawling, because everyone needs fish sticks, don't they?!?!
@treaclewasps
While walling off the fish preserves for commercial trawling, because everyone needs fish sticks, don't they?!?!
@treaclewasps
Xillian Salgado@sannewman turn water into wine and they call it Cancel Culture...
strwbrryJen@sannewman this is literally incentive for me to become a marxist fisherman
Lizard
@sannewman give a man a fish, they call you a socialist (as if it's a bad thing), teach a man to fish, they accuse you of singlehandedly ruining the economy (because how will they *sell* him fish now?)
BakersRelay