JayMay 12, 2023
Roxi Horror 💀🌸
If humans could fly, I think some of us would. But it probably takes the same amount of energy as running. So realistically, I think most of us would end up like pigeons & loiter outside of convenience stores instead of flying across the country.
May 11, 2023 at 4:25pmWeb
Show threadWe Should Bury ThisMay 11, 2023
@roxiqt I'm already willing to fight people over a smashed hot dog I found in the gutter, so this tracks
Show threadJillianne HamiltonMay 11, 2023
@roxiqt ah crap. you're right.
Show threadCailín Walsh 🍀May 11, 2023
@roxiqt I’m now imagining having sore wing joints and it is the worst
Show threadHolir_May 11, 2023
@roxiqt this is my neck feather nest
Show thread7peteMay 11, 2023
@roxiqt Here's a couple of pigons at Mc Donald's in Costa Rica
Show threadAviva GaryMay 11, 2023

@roxiqt No I think we have as much spite as a Canadian Goose...

(I believe we can win and we really shouldn't sell ourselves short...)

Show threadCyclopsMay 11, 2023
@roxiqt Is this Jack Handey?
Show threadKirbyMay 11, 2023
@roxiqt single handedly destroying my dream of flight, lol.
Show threadAjax B. CorianderMay 13, 2023
@roxiqt "I just flew in from half a block away, and dang, are my arms tired."
Show threadKathrynMay 31, 2023
@roxiqt Or, just emu-ing it around.