Random story, told to me by a friend

So I’ve had an Apple credit card for 2 or 3 years now, because it works okay with #applepay. #iguess? So when you pay for something they give you pennies to suck on because #corporateLargesse. Except one day they said, hey, wanna put those sucking pennies in a 6% APR savings account?

So I said, “hells yeah” and thirty seconds later I had me a Goldman Sachs savings account (dot dot dot)