I'm 54 today but if you ask me I don't look a day over 53 years, 11 months and 30 days old.
@scalzi Happy BirthdayπŸŽ‚
@scalzi Happy birthday, you big beautiful human!
@scalzi ha hmm forgetting hmm why did I come.. oh fuck Happy Birthday!
@scalzi True. Also, Happy Orbit Day!
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@scalzi Happy Birthday! All the best.
@scalzi Happy birthday! You look just as great as you did yesterday
@scalzi Happy birthday! I hope it includes pie or other delightful things that bring you joy!
@scalzi happy birthday, john! i hope you have a great day and a spectacular year.

@scalzi I’m trying to figure out if this is an off-by-one joke or a not-off-by-one joke and I’ve concluded that it’s too early in the morning for me to figure it out.

Happy birthday, young man!

@scalzi Happy Birthday! πŸŽ‚
@scalzi Happy birthday! Let's drink to the next 54!
@scalzi happy third non-consecutive anniversary of your 23rd and 3 quarters birthday!
@scalzi i hope I look that good when i get to be your advanced age. You know, in three months. Happy Birthday!
@scalzi You look like me three years, nine months and negative 1 day ago. 😁
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Gift yourself whatever Kiva Lagos would give you.
Hmm... What would that be?
@scalzi right now there is a painting in your attic that is getting progressively younger.
But seriously - Happy birthday. May your enemies taste the sweet, sweet pies that you bake for them today.

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happy Funny Birthday
you really don't look a day over 52

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πŸŽ‚!
Your mention of the Bus Test makes me think of the Smiths "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out"
@scalzi Happy Birthday! (By-the-way, I like the photo you used here better than that you used for your twitter feed - nice smileπŸ˜€ )
@scalzi Felicitations upon your natal day.
@scalzi happy birthday πŸŽ‚
@scalzi Happy Birthday πŸ₯³πŸŽ‚
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You look not a day over 75!
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Happy birthday to you! Here's a shark playing a guitar 
@scalzi Happy birthday, you practiced well. πŸ˜‹
@scalzi happy 30th burrito spring young man! 🌯πŸ₯§

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@scalzi Happy birthday πŸŽ‚

Here’s hoping I look that good at 54! In just under two months time.

@scalzi I'm so used to most of your pics being wacky poses or faces that a normal smiley one looks odd, somehow.
@scalzi Happy birthday! πŸŽ‚ πŸŽ‰ 🎁
@scalzi happy birthday, good sir. Thank you for the books
@scalzi Happy Birthday to you!
@scalzi Happy birthday!! πŸ₯‚πŸŽπŸ°πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸŽˆ
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@scalzi Happy bird day 🐣!! I turn 54 in a few days.

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Happy Birthday, John! From another member of the 5/10 family.

TIL there are 3 people at work that all have our birthday today.

@scalzi Happiest of Birthdays! Hope it's been a good one.
@scalzi Happy Birthday. You don’t look a day older than yesterday.
@scalzi Happy birthday!! πŸ₯³ I hope the year ahead is a great one for you βœ¨πŸ––
@scalzi wishing you the joy of your day and thanks for all the joy you’ve given with you work.