ChilortMay 9, 2023
flexghost.

• Trump liable for sexual assault

• Tucker fired and declares war on Fox News

• Federal prosecutors filed criminal charges against George Santos

• Jesus Christ descended from above to set MTG ablaze

So close. If all four of these happen then I got my Chanukah wishes.

May 9, 2023 at 9:47pmWeb
Show threadBrownsBayMay 9, 2023
@flexghost Bingo!
Show threadAndyHMay 9, 2023
@flexghost
Show threadflexghost.May 9, 2023
@AndyHarrison I love that movie.
Show threadAaron May 9, 2023
@flexghost Nature is rebalancing itself.
Show threadLG5May 9, 2023
@flexghost Santos to MTG: Are those flames? Are you on fire?
Show threadflexghost.May 10, 2023
@LG5Films haha
Show threadIts GregoryMay 10, 2023
@flexghost
😁 😜 😆 😂
I wish for endless wishes Righto!
Show threadAnne SettanniMay 10, 2023
@flexghost 😂😂😂
Show threadDieuMay 10, 2023
@flexghost had to think for a moment before realising that this Greene entity shares her initials with Magic - The Gathering. Wotc should sue.
Show threadM.S. Bellows, Jr.May 10, 2023
@flexghost It's not midnight yet.
Show threadAnonymousTrollMay 10, 2023
@flexghost
I don't care if this is a man trapped in a woman's body & a woman trapped in a man's body or a homosexual & lesbian or a couple of bisexuals or whatever, but it's crazy & infuriating that these two are trading in hate on LGBTQ+ people.
Show threadSteveBolognaMay 10, 2023
@flexghost That’s a picture of santos explaining to mtg how he invented breasts while taking his first flight to the moon
Show threadJanisMay 10, 2023

@flexghost Have you been following Imran Khan? He went to prison and his approval numbers skyrocketed.

Let me remind you it was Jesus's friends who tagged his religious insurrection as noble. He was given the death sentence (court-reported by cronies) and that's all that mattered. Threw him over the top.

This is, in most cases, how that goes.

Show threadFord EytouMay 10, 2023
Rubble indeed!
Show threadken TaylorMay 10, 2023
Jesus Christ descended from above to set MTG ablaze
I missed this one.
When Marjorie was eight or nine there was a family funeral.She asked me how popsicles are made and I was attempting to explain freezing flavored wire. She then told me Jesus was going to set me ablaze. And went around the gathering yelling how Jesus would take me hell. Her parents had to remove her. They should have removed her to an institution then and saved us all now. Clearly she's always been disturbed.
Show threadPat MadiganMay 10, 2023

@flexghost If Jesus is too busy, I’d settle for Joseph Smith or L. Ron Hubbard.

Just sayin.

Show threadMark DouglasMay 10, 2023
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Show threadflexghost.May 10, 2023
@MDfromNY lol and ew