Jesus Christ descended from above to set MTG ablaze
I missed this one.
When Marjorie was eight or nine there was a family funeral.She asked me how popsicles are made and I was attempting to explain freezing flavored wire. She then told me Jesus was going to set me ablaze. And went around the gathering yelling how Jesus would take me hell. Her parents had to remove her. They should have removed her to an institution then and saved us all now. Clearly she's always been disturbed.