Auditors are capitalism's lubricants, who keep the gears of finance capital smoothly a-whirl, allowing investors to move their money in and out of companies without having to go pore over their books and walk through their facilities. Without auditors, the gears of capitalism would grind themselves to dust:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/02/18/ink-stained-wretches/#countless
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https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/09/dingo-babysitter/#maybe-the-dingos-ate-your-nan
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Unfortunately for capitalism, auditing is irredeemably broken. The Big Four auditors (#PWC, #EY, #Deloitte and #KPMG) have merged to monopoly, becoming #TooBigToFail and #TooBigToJail. These four gigantic firms have spun up fantastically lucrative "consulting" divisions that advise companies on how to cheat on their audits and attain incredible (paper) gains.
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The work of these "consultants" is worth far more than the accounting and auditing jobs the companies do, and the weaker the audits are, the more profitable the consulting is:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/06/04/aaronsw/#crooked-ref
This crisis has been a long time brewing. Back in 2001, the accounting/consulting giant #ArthurAndersen was at the center of Enron's fraud, which lit $11B in shareholder capital on fire.
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Enron had been making everyday people angry for years, engineering rolling blackouts and incredible energy-price gouging, but no one cares about working peoples' complaints. By contrast, stealing $11B from rich people was something the authorities couldn't ignore. They gave Andersen the death penalty, trying to teach the surviving accounting firms a lesson about what happens when you fuck with plutes.
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But those other firms learned the wrong lesson: the collapse of Andersen was so disruptive that it soon became clear that the authorities would never take another giant consulting firm down, no matter how egregious its conduct was. They doubled down on crime, and then doubled down again.
It's hard to pick a winner in the Big Four Accounting Firm Corruption Olympics, but KPMG is a strong contender, with a long history of just being monumentally inept and wrong.
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Back when Enron was unspooling, KPMG devoted itself to threatening people who linked to its website "without a license to do so":
https://web.archive.org/web/20020207141547/http://chris.raettig.org/email/jnl00040.html
A couple years later, they declared war on wifi, trying to convince normies that wireless networks were an existential risk to human civilization:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/2885339.stm
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