Arvid E. Picciani
ebel auroraThank you for contacting the abyss.
Your scream is very important to us.
Your scream is very important to us.
Jeremy Kahnthe abyss is experiencing a higher than usual call volume, and will gaze back into you in the order your scream was received
Michaela
Miguel Aguayo
Evan Light@ebel Oh, you heard me then?
Spark Purcell (they/them)
George Hotelling@ebel "We are experiencing higher than average scream volume"
HollieK@ebel The abyss has no more in-person appointments left today. Please call back tomorrow.
Lucia@ebel Strange, I guess I *was* heard…
SmashedRatOnPress@ebel Thank you so much. I really need this today, at precisely this time.
KatLS@ebel 🤣🤣🤣
Fardels Bear"As a people-facing Abyss, please be assured that if you stare into Us, We will look back at you."
Melissa Ratisher â“‹
Skaly@ebel this right here is why I love Mastodon
Ben, Writin’ Movies
Jude
Colorblind Cowboy@ebel Your scream may be recorded for quality purposes.
Charlie Stross@ebel Here, have a listen to the Sales Call Abyss (it gets REALLY good about 2 minutes in) …
Sales call Abyss
This is the place we send annoying people, sales calls, etc. Enjoy!
Woger the Shrubber
militant_dilettante@ebel To stare into - dial 1. To be stared back at - dial 2. To contact operator - press and hold infinity sign for all eternity.
sigr@ebel please stay on the line for a short survey. your existential horror is important us
Rev. GothAlice
gws
gws (@[email protected])
All abyss operators are currently assisting other observers; please continue gazing and your stare will be returned also, in the order it was received.