@mathowie m’lady me thinks thou bag doth protest too much

@mathowie do people _actually_ ask you about it though??

@mathowie where can I find this

@mathowie i have all of the things normal humans carry. 117 grams of aluminum. The preserved, mummified foot of a gerbil (natural causes.) 3 cards - a 9 of hearts, Jack of Clubs, and 4 of spades. 7 strands of hair believed to have belonged to Danny Devito. 4 oz of marmite. Is this not what all of us fellow humans carry in our exterior-to-self normal human bags?

@mathowie Inside my rooftop solar system’s monitoring unit. I labeled it accurately to avoid any misunderstanding.

@mathowie nice bike

@mathowie For anyone who wants one of their own:
https://topatoco.com/products/wigu-normal-tote

@mathowie huge OT but I just wanna say that gravel bike paint design is nuts

@mathowie The reactions would probably be different if it said "human body parts".😏

@mathowie but I'm more curious about your bike. I absolutely love the colors and is it a Canyon? 😍

@mathowie looks like a bag a extraterrestrial would actually have if trying to disguse as human

@mathowie that bike tho!

@mathowie https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots/ would love this.

@mathowie Like hands and feet?

@mathowie Day 6897 they are starting to question the fluffy ears and the everlasting display of happiness

@mathowie L2 speakers of English might confuse "items" with "parts", which would explain some questions.

@mathowie this looks like something straight out of no name brands

@mathowie I'd be asking you more about your Canyon. Nice bike!

@mathowie 👀

@mathowie At first glance I thought it said “remains”, not “items”.

@mathowie @matt Nice gravel

@mathowie "Nothing to see here...."

@mathowie gorgeous paint job on that canyon here

@mathowie 🤔 I do have remaining questions about ‘normal’…

@mathowie if they have to ask about this... what are they carrying around?!

@mathowie I’m more curious about the inferred other bag containing “abnormal human items”