Abandoned AmericaMay 8, 2023
You can always tell when prolonged exposure to social media has critically damaged a portion of someone's soul by the fact that when they make any statement online there is also an addendum addressing what they know the inevitable misreading or crappy response to that statement will be
Show threadAbandoned AmericaMay 8, 2023

"I really like waffles. But if you don't that's fine! And also pancakes are good too - l, look, just JFC let me enjoy waffles, okay, what is morally wrong with that - wait, you know what, don't even tell me, I'm so sorry I asked, please forget I said anything and that I even exist. I'm so sorry. I don't even know why but I'm sorry. Fuck waffles. Or not. I don't even know any more."

- Anyone who gets a moderate amount of interaction with their posts online

Show threadJacob
@AbandonedAmerica This tweet really is evergreen.
May 8, 2023 at 9:35amWeb
Show threadAbandoned AmericaMay 8, 2023
@SnoozyRests oh that's wild, I was not consciously referencing that at all, but I guess I must have read it at some point since I used the same set up. I'm not sure how I feel about my brain doing that without telling me
Show threadJacobMay 8, 2023
@AbandonedAmerica memetics are wild huh
Show threadAbandoned AmericaMay 8, 2023
@SnoozyRests I'm relieved I was at least making a somewhat different and adjacent point using the analogy but still, wtf brain