I once knew a Japanese man who married a woman from Holland. A few friends of mine got together after this happened and were talking about it in a bar. People in the vicinity became very confused as we discussed this fellow and his "Dutch wife".
@Eddyv I'm sure it came up when we were all too drunk to remember. Definitely sure that came up. It's a solid jibe. I think they're still doing well, so he's obviously okay with a dutch oven now and then. These people just fall through the cracks of time, and you never get the gritty details years later.