Lee KellyMay 6, 2023
Kevin Marks
In the coronation, Penny Mordaunt played the role of strange lady distributing swords
May 6, 2023 at 1:52pmWeb
Show threadJohn Mark  ☑️May 6, 2023
@KevinMarks "just cuz some tart in a lake threw a sword at you" lolol
Show threadSteve Ashmole-DayMay 6, 2023
@johnmark @KevinMarks not lying in a pond, however.
Show threadKevin MarksMay 6, 2023
@pubby @johnmark you may have missed her earlier role on a diving reality show called Splash! https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/14/penny-mordaunt-bellyflopping-on-splash-as-politician-vies-for-pm-16997818/
Penny Mordaunt bellyflopping on Splash! as politician vies for PM

Ouch!

Metro.co.uk
Show threadJohn Mark  ☑️May 6, 2023
@KevinMarks @pubby oh dear
Show threadJohn Mark  ☑️May 6, 2023
@pubby @KevinMarks gah I always get the quote slightly wrong 😂
Show threadRodney C.May 6, 2023
@johnmark @KevinMarks Don’t forget about those moistened bints lobbing scimitars.
Show threadJohn Mark  ☑️May 6, 2023
@spiritualbully @KevinMarks all of this. Thank you, Charles, for the comedic opportunity.
Show threadGemma 👽May 6, 2023
@KevinMarks
That is a spectacular Monty Python reference  👌
Show threadAdam SjøgrenMay 6, 2023
Ah, so that's what the greek stewardess is called!
Show threadGaëlleMay 6, 2023
@KevinMarks I want to do that! I finally found what to do with my life! Strange lady in a pound distributing swords!
Show threadSMMay 6, 2023
@KevinMarks no lake required?
Show threadThe Lady ParabellumMay 6, 2023
@KevinMarks I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Show threadsbszineMay 6, 2023
@KevinMarks Was nice to see the Lady of the Lake getting out for a change.
Show threadJosh Ourisman May 7, 2023
@KevinMarks @cstross it’s a good thing it’s not a scimitar, as she does not appear to be moistened…
Show threadnissyenMay 7, 2023
@KevinMarks that’s no basis for a system of government!