Mastodawn

attn: designers: would you like me to throw bricks at you?

* Yes
* Maybe later

@mimir *extremely techbro voice* ive obtained consent!

@mimir *fat fingers yes*

@mimir And when you press "Maybe later" it puts up a prompt for your email address.

@tomw
Of course! So you would receive a reminder, those rocks can't go unthrown 😄
@mimir

@mimir Lego bricks, you say?

@mimir My *car* does this to me. Once a month it nags me to send data to the manufacturer, and there's no "never ask me again" option anywhere.

@mimir One variant that just feels even worse is the "ask again later".

@mimir we should collect all the darkest patterns

@b_cavello @mimir Would you like to have bricks thrown at you to improve your experience?

[ Yes, please! ] [ More Options ]

More Options:
Who should be able to throw bricks at you?

[Accept All] [Accept Current Selection]

[x] bricks 'R' us
[x] bricklify.me
[x] Torment Nexus ltd.
...

@mimir Now flash up this dialogue when the designers least expect it and are in a rush to get something done.