[typing into iOS spotlight]

Me: 1
iOS: oh you must want @1Password

Me: 1P
iOS: yep, definitely 1Password

Me: 1Pa
iOS: 1 Pascal is equal to 0.0003 inches of mercury

@yaakov and of course my brain picks up “oh, it’s helpfully autocompleting to 1Password, the thing I want, i will now tap the search result” a nanosecond after the bait has been switched
@chrisamaphone @yaakov yeah i have ALSO accidentally clicked on it so i assume i am forever doomed to learn pascal conversions