git commit -m "dis better fucking work"

@nixCraft sounds like you need the intensely silly git commithook I wrote

https://github.com/yxzzy-wtf/captain-hook/tree/main/ruok

captain-hook/ruok at main · yxzzy-wtf/captain-hook

A repo of all the silliest git hooks I can think of. - captain-hook/ruok at main · yxzzy-wtf/captain-hook

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