Cute date idea:
@ExperimentV sounds morelike a begpost of some kinky bottom.
@kkarhan @ExperimentV Now it all makes sense why the cops are on fedi. They're just little UwU catboy pissbabies like everyone else on here.

@ExperimentV no fucking way that’s real

but props to being the first piece of media on fedi that I see that is related to my local area (Akron)

Akron Police Department on Twitter

β€œPlease stop this. It is unhygienic and cruel. Don't spray super soakers full of pee into city vehicles.”

Twitter
@ExperimentV type of dragon furry who fucks cop cars to render them inoperable
@ExperimentV why did they think posting this would be a good idea
@ExperimentV that means its working. keep doing it and mark your territory!
@ExperimentV I'm trying to imagine anyone who would spray the pee into cop cars, then read this, and then think, "Oh, wait, you mean it inconveniences the cops? Oh, shit, I didn't realize! Okay, I'll stop doing that now", instead of thinking, "Oh good, it's doing exactly what I'd hoped it would! Thank you so much for the confirmation! (Now to chug a bottle of Mountain Dew so I can fill up another Super Soaker...)"
@i_lost_my_bagel why am I not surprised that you reposted this
@ExperimentV The Facebook rumor to police notice pipeline
@ExperimentV that's the only thing better than super soakers full of bleach used on bronze confederate monuments
@ExperimentV
And definitely do not eat a bunch of asparagus before filling the super soaker with urine.
@ExperimentV @StillIRise1963 If they don’t want us to use urine, would they prefer left-over shrimp boil? Cause I could help make that happen.
@ExperimentV So... do they think by posting this it helps them? lol πŸ€” πŸ‘€ πŸ˜†
@Aviva_Gary turns out it's a parody accoubt
@ExperimentV that would do it lol πŸ˜†
@ExperimentV As the great philosopher Brandon McCartney once said:

Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
@ExperimentV oh no! Definitely don't do it

@ExperimentV Giant pillocks, the peelers. Can't help but feel bad for them, but they're still giant pillocks.

Long live the urine super soaker people.

@ExperimentV From the prohibition era: same energy ^^