Given how vast the cash-cows of Azure and AWS are ... it is astonishing to me how bad the user-interfaces for both actually are
Me: Hello Microsoft, please can I give you money, here is my card
Microsoft: no
Me: why
Microsoft: I'm sorry, let me clarify. "Error: no"
Me: Can I have a VM?
Microsoft: No, but you can have a Microsoft.Integrated.SecureStorage.PermissionsGroup.ResourceSettings.VirtualMachineCluster.ConnectionPoint
Me: what the ... ok, whatever, fine, I'll have one of those
Microsoft: no
Me (sobbing): I just want online computer please take my dollars
Microsoft: An error occurred. Please read this eight thousand word blog post about unrelated things like ResourceGroups and NetFlowScalers and AzureActiveDIrectory and how they used to work six years ago before we changed all those things to not work the way the blog post says anyway
Pwnallthethings
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