There are no clean coffee mugs so I have had to resort to drinking from the skulls of my enemies.
@azedand2knots Just like Jesus would have wanted

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Not going back to mugs after experiencing that delicious satisfaction amiright

@azedand2knots WASH YOUR OWN SKULLS
DON'T JUST LEAVE THEM IN THE SINK
YOUR MAMA DOESN'T LIVE HERE
I KILLED HER AND MADE HER SKULL INTO A MUG
WHICH I WASH WHEN I AM DONE USING IT
AND DON'T JUST LEAVE IT IN THE SINK
@azedand2knots well, as long as it's clean then ok!!!
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Can you put those in the dishwasher?
@azedand2knots I am enjoying the implication that you either already have skulls of your enemies lying around, or that obtaining new ones would still be less effort than cleaning a coffee mug
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Without coffee those do pile up don't they?
"They deserved to have their heads bitten off! That's my story and I am sticking to it!" -- before the espresso kicks in

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Cool. But also a hassle—ya gotta hand wash those things.

@azedand2knots It is GOOD to caffeinate cranially!