Mastodawn

@FakeScrumStats Computer sagt nein !

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da fehlt E: 500

@FakeScrumStats Only ≤ 11? Pah.

@fishidwardrobe It's an average. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@FakeScrumStats pro tip from a former sre manager: make your boss get their boss’s boss to force rank them.

If you rely on product owners, it’ll all be their top priority.

If they won’t and it breaks in the middle of the night, start calling product owners until they lower the priorities or fix it.

@Laukidh That's great, except when senior management just won't agree to proper ranking. I've seen that more often than not.

@FakeScrumStats That is not (only) a scrum problem. It's a management problem to not be able set priorities.

@FakeScrumStats too damn many. that's it. that's the answer

@FakeScrumStats
Trick question!
Eleventy sixty three + five is the correct answer.

Now, get them all done by the end of the sprint. That's how priority works, see??!!