A fun thing to do is to gently press your face into a large chocolate cake until you go deaf
@juglugs I am partialy dead, I didn't stick my head in deep enough then lol.
@juglugs Deaf I am partially deaf!!!

@Sharonwilldo_gtto

Too late - I have the Samaritans on their way to your place now...

@juglugs 😆😅 I have made some typo's in my time but that is up there with the best.