@lowqualityfacts it had a tongue the size of a ‘67 Buick, and even stickier than the upholstery.

@lowqualityfacts they should make a movie about it. I’d certainly watch anteatereater theater.

@lowqualityfacts the anteatereater’s predator, which drove it extinct, was ants. Ironic.

@lowqualityfacts So an aunt meta problem?! "Expired! Expired!" "It's a big house! Hope you can keep it clean!"

@lowqualityfacts or antianteater?

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It's true, I saw one.

@lowqualityfacts It was wiped out by the ravenous colonies of the anteatereatereaterant.

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**** Dude, you need to stamp your brand on your excellent "facts" images because
1) It let's people in on the joke
2) People will share these w/out attribution (no fame & fortune for you)
3) 1/2 the people will share these as truth & their dumber friends will spout these as gospel at their cocktail parties ... err ... Truck stop tailgate possum roasts (granted, that is kind of fun to think about).

@lowqualityfacts *chef kiss*

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Interestingly enough, in "rock paper scissors" fashion, its primary predator was the ant. Boy were the ants' faces red when they hunted the anteatereaters to extinction and anteater populations exploded.