I am a Red Cross “Hero for Babies” because I’ve never had CMV (Cytomegalovirus), a harmless virus for adults that’s potentially fatal to infants.

When they told me, I asked the tech why it’s so common and he said, “Most people get it through sexual activity in high school.”

And there’s this awkward pause.

“Well, I hope the babies appreciate my sacrifice. I read a lot of science fiction, OK?”

@gknauss This is so awesome.
@delfuego IT WASN’T AT THE TIME.
@gknauss @delfuego "Hey nerdy high school boy really truly wishing you were in a different place right now. What if I told you that you'd be a HERO FOR BABIES? Now how do you feel?"
@gknauss My good man, you are PREACHING TO THE CHOIR.