Mastodawn

The grass is always greener before climate change destroys all plant life on Earth

@donni Not true. We’ll still have pond scum.

... and over the septic tank

@donni
Also, this grass ain't really all that green.

@donni The bugs will go before the grass.

@donni It’s actually human overpopulation.

They’re smoking all the grass.

On the positive side I’ve pretty much have a perpetual secondhand high.

@donni The grass is always greener on the other side, unless that side

- is covered in smog and pollution from burning fossil fuels.. or

- is under water due to rising sea levels caused by global warming.. or

- is on fire due to hotter and drier conditions from climate change.. or

- is being overrun by invasive species taking advantage of climate change.. or

- is hit frequently by hurricanes fueled by warm, moist air... now more common due to climate change