twitter blue is like paying to lower the basketball hoop and forcing everyone to watch you still miss
@whatsjo It's like a _malfunctioning_ robotic basketball hoop!
@verbeeld @whatsjo completely unrelated, but that gif gave me some intense nostalgia for this All Sport ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEqp3tN7muE
[Commercial] Shaquille O'Neal 2044 - All Sport

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@whatsjo clearly the better deal is a one-time payment of $44 billion for this same service
@whatsjo It sure makes identifying the right-wing nut jobs, capitalist sycophants, and Elon Stan’s a helluva lot easier.
@whatsjo @wackJackle Whole Twitter and Facebook/Meta is an IQ test most people do not succeed in …