Tucker Carlson out at Fox News

Count the seconds until he’s selling Alex Jones style Boner pills and supplements to “patriots”

@flexghost Wow, Hope the door hit him on the way out.
@jarvisscript revolving doors. Many times.
@flexghost "Carlson's Manly Man Maga Pills?"
@flexghost Don't forget the epic balls-bronzing appliances!

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He's a frat boy who's never grown up.

@flexghost pretty shure someone is already #DeepFake|ing him onto "#Caveman" Shake Ad Segments...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8

Alex Jones tries a glass of CAVEMAN

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He will sell testicles tanning supplies on late night TV, now.

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just on the tail end of me seeing John Wick Chapter 4, too. You'd only understand if you saw the movie. I think he'll be on with Steve Bannon later today/night. Much smaller audience, but nazis all the same. carry on

@flexghost Do you think that the boner pills that Tuckums will be selling will be safe to take while undergoing scrotum tanning treatments?? 🤔
@flexghost more likely he'll join Team Trump even though he apparently hates Trump. That didn't stop all the other GOP sycophants going full MAGA though. Just think about how Vice President Carlson sounds.