My favorite interpretation of the Buddhist 4 noble truths taught to me by a Buddhist monk...

#1. Life sucks.
#2. Life sucks because you want things.
#3. Life can suck less if you stop wanting things.
#4. Don't be a thoughtless dick and your life wont suck as much.

@Mrfunkedude
Fuckin cracked me up!!!
@jeanettepizzurro Same when I first heard it. Funny, yet amazingly accurate. Lacks the finer details but still, pretty dead on.