Cory DoctorowApr 21, 2023

Growing up in #Toronto, I naturally held #NYC in awe. As the joke goes, it takes two Torontonians to change a lightbulb: one to change it, and one to go to New York and make sure lightbulbs are still cool. When I went to New York, I had a *great* place to stay: my cousin Maxine's rent-controlled apartment in a midtown doorman building off 23d and Lex.

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Show threadMael DuinApr 21, 2023

@pluralistic

Q:How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: one

Show threadCat West

@maelduin13 @pluralistic

Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: one. But you have to get the one that changed him into a lightbulb to begin with or who knows what you’ll end up with.

Apr 21, 2023 at 6:59pmIvory for iOS
Show threadMael DuinApr 21, 2023

@Catawu @pluralistic

Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to sing about how good the old one was.