And now for the world's silliest laptop: weighs 25kg, has up to six 24" screens, 192 CPU cores, 6Tb of RAM, and two GPU cards: the a-X2P mobile media workstation! https://www.mediaworkstations.net/systems/portable-amd-workstations/a-x2p/
a-X2P | Portable Dual EPYC Workstation PC

The a-X2P is our dual AMD EPYC portable workstation. Configure with up to 128 Cores and 2TB RAM for stable, render farm power in a rugged, mobile form factor.

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@cstross
Notice how they wisely tell you neither the price nor the power consumption. Either one will prevent the vast majority from even considering this ridiculous thing.

Not that it will prevent some of our users from asking for one...

@jannem Given its target market I'd be astonished if the price STARTS below £20,000; most likely a full-spec model would be closer to £100K.
@cstross
I work in HPC - I wouldn't be surprised. Of course, we pay nothing like that for the same hardware in bulk :)