Did the worst Easter egg hunt at the farm down the street. Hundreds of eggs, not one piece of candy. Just weird yellow goop in every single one.

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that's cadbury creme - trust me, it's good

@lowqualityfacts There's this weird tradition near where I live (I'm not sure if any place else does this), but helicopters drop thousands of marshmallows onto a field which kids eat or trade in for prizes
@lowqualityfacts You need to boil it first👍
@lowqualityfacts the flavor is probably salvanilla.

@lowqualityfacts Just thought of this. In #Germany what they do with #EasterEggs is they remove the insides so it’s just the shell. After that they hang them on #Trees.

The world record for the most amount of painted eggs on a single tree is 79,596!

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So, how badly would you think of me if I said something along the line of "the yoke's on you"...?

@lowqualityfacts …and such a strange way of hiding them
@lowqualityfacts I'm just old enough — growing up in the early 1980s, in a country less wealthy than the USA — to have a childhood where painted eggs had to compete with chocolate eggs. The nice ones were too expensive to have all the time. Ugh.