Elden Ring or Tenure Track?

McSweeney’s hits hard as usual

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/elden-ring-or-tenure-track-professor

Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?

1. You’ve invested an enormous amount of time and energy, and you still have no idea what is happening. 2. Everybody you meet speaks in half riddle...

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