I just want to say that if I ever get on the Supreme Court I am going to be reasonable. I will not require you to ply me with private jets and yachts to private estates and exclusive famous resorts and $5k bottles of wine.

Business class (or even economy plus) to an AirBnB in Maui and six or seven boxes of those Cutwater Mai Tais would totally do the trick. Then I will TOTALLY stop deferring to Chevron. I will not defer to ANY gas stations.

I am a man of the people.

@Popehat Maybe just start a Patreon with varying levels of lobbying access and other perks, so John Q. Public can get a shout-out in a dissenting opinion for $10/mo, or a majority opinion for $30/mo.